Friday Morning
It was early Friday morning and the sun had just begun its rise to power over the lush green Kootenay valley. In recovery mode from a night of serious debauchery involving two Nuns, a chainsaw, three microwaveable burritos, an arm wrestling competition between a bear and a kitten, paul schultz, a butcher, a herd of [...]
Teasing Teasers from Space!!!
Holy testeroni and cheese!!! Big fish has been at work in the lab and on the mountain working towards next years blockbuster spectacular. The name you ask? Good question? but whats in the fridge? no but seriously thats the name. Whats the name? “Whats in the fridge…” Ohh I get it!!! Very clever! But enough [...]
King Klotar Reigns Part 2
It would me many suns and moons before Klotar would arrive at his destination. The time would pass slow in the anticipation of the bloodshed that lay ahead. Confident in his battle skills Klotar felt relief in knowing this would not be his final battle. He reclined his saddle, lay back, and proceeded to watch [...]
King Klotar Reigns Champ!
In an epic battle yesterday King Klotar (23 year old male) began a fight for freedom. He awoke early to slaughter the pigs in the yard for nourishment, and then proceeded to make bacon, sausage and of course his breakfast favorite, sweet and sour pork with schesuan rice and gravy. After a fine meal he [...]
